My college doesn’t want us to make popcorn in their shitty microwaves
look I’ll be the first to agree colleges couldn’t possibly take more money from us without just making Faustian Bargains but if one more freshman trips a fire alarm at 1am and makes the whole building evacuate because they don’t know how to make popcorn I’m gonna fill the whole lobby with sand
Freshman who wants to make popcorn:
Senior who just wants to sleep:
HOW DO U FUCK UP POPCORN THERES A WHOLE ASS POPCORN BUTTON
reblog if you would let them keep their apartment, ignore if you would open your window and destroy the fruits of their labor
(Source: boh-forse-mah)
I wish that oreo cookies was my asshole
I wish your laptop was actually a Bible and your room was actually a confessional booth
Jesus
killerqueen-gunpowdergelatine:
god, GOD Freddie Mercury was such a fucking badass
This doesn’t do the moment justice. He took the swig of vodka, said “I’ll fucking do it darling”, and then ABSOLUTELY NAILED IT in one fucking take
Mood for 2019: “I’ll fucking do it, darling.”
LETS DO THIS GUYS IM SERIOUS
every time you feel like you can’t do shit anymore bc you’re tired, think of Freddie.
ILL FUCKING DO IT, DARLING!
HONESTLY, THIS HAS GIVEN ME SO MUCH HOPE FOR 2K19/
“I’ll fucking do it, darling. “
I’ll fucking do it, darling.
I’LL FUCKING DO IT DARLING
I’LL FUCKING DO IT DARLING
I’LL FUCKING DO IT DARLING
I’LL FUCKING DO IT DARLING
I’LL FUCKING DO IT DARLING
I’LL FUCKING DO IT DARLING
I’LL FUCKING DO IT DARLING
And you fucking can too. 💛
I’ll fucking do it darling!!
2019′s motto
This is not only for 2019. It’s a motto for life
I’LL FUCKING DO IT, DARLING
It’s the 10 year anniversary of 2009…
I’m gonna cry
2009 was just a fucking year of bangers
All of these changed my life
(Source: youtu.be)
Flip your phone upside down
worth it
I’m high rn and I just experienced pure joy
Stills from the exceptional “acqua alta” (lit.“high water”), high tide in Venice 30/10/18
They all seem so chill about it
Venecians: Oooooooh Water! You goof!
